“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe
the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept
Alternative: contestants are all LGBT having a great time with drinks (pineapple soda is the best) and the host is a straight liberal who has to read everything out so we end up with some great pained face gifs.
First question:
Me everyday with a chronic illness:
Hmm...I don't feel well. Is it my chronic illness? Is it a cold? Is it covid? Is it the weather? Is it because I'm tense? Is it because I went for a walk yesterday? Is it because I went for a walk today? Is it because I slept wrong? Is it because I sat wrong? Is it a new illness? Is it an old symptom coming back? Is it a flare? Is it...
t&t (trans friendship)
tvst (trans enemies)
t4t (romantic)
tnt (dynamite)
tmnt (teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?
If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.
So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time.
But it has a corollary.
You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right?
Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.
A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.
This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”
…………..Somebody put it into words.
Adventure Time S10E9
KEYFOB WHAT
i don’t think i have the screenshot anymore unfortunately but someone posted a screengrab last year of pb holding the book with german on the front and just asked “does anyone know if this language is real??”
If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into
I never said it couldn't be
girl whose magic wand is a 2x4
Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can't handle most girls' loads.
girls’ loads?
I’d like to handle a girl’s load
for the mario movie???? the mario bros movie?? the actors can't know the plot of the mario movie??? they're scared of plot leaks for mario the movie?? the movie mario???? we're getting not just chris pratt but chris pratt acting BLIND????????
we've all joked to death about how this type of micromanaging essentially kills the art of acting, but I want to make it extra clear that doing this to voice actors and making them riff on their performance in a void is just one tiny step away from AI generating the cherrypicked delivery that a studio desires, which is something they are already doing with james earl jones's darth vader
Fuck this shit, fuck it all. I can’t believe the shit I’m seeing these days and as a film nerd it pisses me off. The disappearance of the mid-budget movie, replacing actual costumes and sets with green screen and non-union CG teams, keeping scripts secret from actors for some stupid reason, and I think the next step is absolutely AI bullshit. I hate it all. This isn’t movies, this is products and commercials and consumable goods. I want an epic fucking tale told to me by a campfire goddammit, not whatever the fuck this is turning into.
